next update: warriors use greatsword too much. put 5 second long tell animation for thousand blades that causes your toon’s nipples to glow purple
- You will die.
- You will die A LOT.
- You will die for you are ABSOLUTE AND ULTIMATE PAPER. Anything looks at you sideways and you’re done for.
- You will die as soon as you get 6+ stacks of any damage dealing condition if you’re under 1/2 health because there is no way in hell you can attune to water, drop healing rain and/or geyser and cast Arcane Brilliance in time.
- In 95% of the cases you can forget about any skill that is not a combo field or a combo field blaster.
- You are now combo field central, congrats.
- You will want to kiss whatever other ele in your party because they will fill up any rotation mishap you do.
- Blast up their fields! Any fields! Fields! BOOM BBY.
- ATTUNE TO EARTH AFTER EVERY FIGHT. STAT. RIGHT NOW. DO IT PUNK.
- I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING. DO IT. YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.
- Well not really, but it’s an extra blast of might everyone is expecting of you, NO PRESSURE.
- You will ask yourself why you’re putting yourself through all this, really, when you could just play a zerk ranger and press 3 skills.
- You will ultimately come to the conclusion that you love playing ele so fuck it.
- Your Meteor shower’s damage, tho. HNNNGH.
- Also Ice bow #4. LOL @ Graveling burrows U TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR LOLOLOL SUCK IT.
- You will learn the whole bloody game, like every damn corner crevice of every bloody dungeon, all the timings of all the mobs, all conditions EVERYTHING OKAY. EVERYTHING.
- And then you’ll become a dodge master. Eventually.
Still working on that.
- Stay strong. Don’t believe in you. Believe in me who believes in you. Or something.
- This has been a post. o/
Zerk ele is awesome, d/f is also nice it has a bit more active defense :D
Sometimes I draw raunchy fanart of my gw2 toons (namely that dang charr ranger of mine) and I find out afterword that what I thought was funny other people don’t so much.
When my guild tells me to be happy when I get the harpoon pre because at least it’s gold
Midnight Ice is cheaper and personally I like it better.
I have it, I do, and in many cases it rocks, but occasionally I get an itch about the expensive counterpart. So far I have managed to resist, and the price keeps climbing XD